I just found out the worst thing about the IntersWeb: going back and reading your own drivel!
Ewww.
Off to get a battery-powered shock-box module.  20 KV, DC, tiny current, but I am charging up a 1.2 nF capacitor!
Stay tuned, as next update will spill the beans on my loopy "fundamental particles as 'snags' in the ZPE field" theory of gravity, inertia, light, EM fields and matter all tied into one 'thing'.
He, he, he...  And no, that has nothing to do with helium.